Cross Stitch 

Cross stitch 🤞🏻when you get stitched from your vag to your butthole after giving birth because it ripped your shit.

Tight butthole doesn’t apply because it’s been cross stitched.

I went down I my new girlfriend and found out she got the cross stitch.

Cross Stitch by chickey85 March 22, 2019

cross-stitch 

popular form of counted-thread embroidery in which X-shaped stitches in a tiled, raster-like pattern are used to form a picture; turkish women's favorite pastime

You can stitch a cross-stitch pattern on any type of fabric!

cross-stitch by yeminlisozluk April 5, 2015

cross-stitch 

Mythical hair transplantation procedure involving the transplantation your head or pubic hair to another part of your body -- usually your chest.

he never hit puberty, he just cross-stitches

cross-stitch by CNubb July 16, 2006

Columbian cross stitch 

When you wake up to find your penis was embroidered by the discount Columbian hooker you hired.

I knew i shouldn't have trusted that drink she offered i woke up in an ally with an infected Columbian cross stitch of a butterfly .

Columbian cross stitch by Gigglesnshit May 23, 2023

Crossstitched 

When Sue gets drunk and high, she is crossstitched.

Sue didn't spake because she was too crossstitched. Brady agreed.

Crossstitched by Jawsluv February 8, 2024