Crosbae

A word used to describe a talented person

You're such a CROSBAE man

by CROSBAE February 21, 2017

Crosbie Effect

A This theoretical phenomenon happens when a superior (teacher, boss , project leader) gives you a task and once the task is completed you show said superior what you have completed. The fact that now the superior is observering causes a cosmic shit in the fabric of space and time causing the completed no matter how tested or functional it was before, it will fail in any random and unexpected way. This phenomenon has be observed by many itelectuals and has been called many things. It has even been referenced in movies and TV shows alike and is normally a source of comedy.

Worker: "the robot is fully working come see"

Boss comes to see, everything unexpectedly and impossibly fails

Worker "shit damn Crosbie effect"

Student: hey my project is finally done after a week of work

Teacher enters room : hey everything done yet?
Student : no fuck Crosbie effect

Everything inexplicably falls apart

by nanobug64nan May 3, 2018

Crosbie

Crosbie is a beautiful young woman. She is sophisticated and awesome. Crosbie does good in all that she does. Perfect like a flower.

Person #1: Crosbie just helped the homeless and did her model shoot in one day
Person #2: Crosbie is just a perfect human being

by Crozbieisthebest June 14, 2011

Crosbied

"To Crosbie" implies a delightful, if unexpected, mindfuck.

I just Crosbied a girl I use to date.

by irinurinternetz November 14, 2010

Crosbaby

A term derived from the last name of hockey player Sidney (Cindy) Crosby. This term is synonymous with crybaby, whiner, or anything describing one who complains about any little grievance, whether worthy or not.

Dude Tim was being such a Crosbaby when i told him we couldn't pick him up at his cousin's last night!

Pro basketball players need to stop being such Crosbabies about getting fouled. Man up and play ball.

by 1R0NM4N March 26, 2010

Crosbie

A little boy who loves Ben Simmons and likes his bbq sauce on his titties but is a very loyal companion

Ben Simmons is scared of his biggest fan Crosbie

by Jamaican Bob October 11, 2019

Catpiss Crosbie

A loud, drunken and generally disgraceful woman. Enjoys peeing in public and is entering the 2011 guiness world records for the longest pubic hair growth (she can plait it)

Hey man you're such a catpiss crosbie- you just peed in that alley!

by Rockandrose June 8, 2011