Croomer

When someone is cringe and Boomer at the same time.

Oh mom, that's so cringe. F*****g Croomer!!

by Finaldesert6826 June 26, 2020

Coomer

Initially an internet version of the Wojack guy, a Coomer is a male chronic masturbator, an Incel on steroids, who lives in front of his PC consuming porn all day, and having no other interest in life other that to reach his next orgasm.

But the meme has grown, naturally.

Coomer now refers to any young man who is solely concentrated on an almost psychopathic need to chase the next dopamine hit, be it masturbation, game score, high of any kind. Coomers are now utterly useless self-pleasuring addicts, to the exclusion of any future career development or frankly any future plans at all beyond the strict need feed their addictions.

Haven't seen Geoff in ages? Yeah, since he lost his job and his girlfriend, he's locked himself in his room with packs of beer, a pack of toilet roll and Pizza on speed dial. Even skipped his mother's funeral. Total coomer now. Sad.

by Macnadoodle October 10, 2021

Rodney Croome

Australian activist and spokeperson for the Tasmanian Faggot and Carpet Licker Rights Group that was nominated for Australian Fag of the year in 2015. Can be easily identified from his lips that over the years have permanently molded themselves into the shape of a cock. Approach with caution unless you want to be ass-raped.

Little Johnny: Rodney Croome is coming to school tomorrow to talk to us about why we shouldn't bash fags.

Father: Keep your ass to the wall son, otherwise you'll end up with a cumshot of AIDs.

by Sammy75 November 7, 2017

Cloomer

Cloom·er1
/ˈclo͞omər/
Individual who oversaturates the Clone Troopers from Star Wars, mostly known for their witty comments regarding the accuracy of imperial stormtroopers, as well as believing the Clone Wars TV Show is the best piece of Star Wars media.

"Dude, Tom is such a cloomer!"

by YourMom1234567891011 February 6, 2020

Coomers Law

If you masturbate in an unlocked room, someone is bound to enter.

Person 1: I was masturbating in the office supply closet which no one EVER enters, but of course as soon as I started spanking it, my boss walked in.

Person 2: That's Coomers law. Shouldn't have challenged it.

by TheGodOfSpeechcraft December 6, 2019

Coomer Corner

The special corner in everyone's room where they go to coom.
Can also be a state of mind.

Wesley: Where's Namit?
Udai: He's probably in his coomer corner.

by zhewrong February 27, 2021

Butt Coomer

When you coom/cum in a girls anus then leave it their and let her clean it up

I’m such a butt coomer

by Moondog88 February 17, 2021