crooky

adj. A mad sketchy/shady person or incident

(waiting at stoplight a potential hot guy pulls up just a little ahead of the car)
Haley: Roll up so we can check that guy out
Cassie: ok (rolls up)
Haley: That was real crooky of us

by The clah(t) August 8, 2005

Crooky

A Teenage Boy who is Fat and likes Tractors, constantly getting kicked out of the local McDonalds for the ammount of Chicken Nuggets he orders.

"Hey look! Its Fat Crooky!"

by TheCrazyNegro January 17, 2021

crooky

The original tasteless mofo. Ran the Cat Fart Mausoleum back in 1997 and is now a lurker/agent provacateur on many internet forums.

<Crooky>Hey guys, check this out!
<Everyone>JESUS! MY EYES! WTF WAS THAT?
*RETCH!!!!!*

by Dr. Molotov October 6, 2003

Crooky

A really fit badman who secretly steals peoples things and sells them for money

Person 1: How did he pull her
Person 2: He must be a Crooky

by Crooky11 February 28, 2017

crooky

A teenager who often is gay and has a small penis due to finding random strange men in his mums bed on a regular basis.

That is serioulsly crooked mum

by Jane Famers January 11, 2005

Crooky

Something which is Creepy and Spooky

That child behind the curtain looks Crooky

by Akuma999 November 23, 2021

Crooky cookies

When your at a friend or relative's house and the cookie something super disgusting but you pretend you love it and you say to yourself I gotta crooky cookie it which means you got to get out of there now

(* this is discusting I better crooky cookies this or I'm finna die*)

by Xxmeowmeow. January 25, 2019