Crony State

Crony State is a country where the government and the economy have essentially merged into a single, self-serving entity for the benefit of a ruling elite. It's the end-stage of systemic cronyism, where the state itself is the primary tool for extracting wealth, suppressing opposition, and entrenching power.

Unlike a "Crony Democracy" or "Crony Republic," where democratic institutions are corrupted from within, a Crony State has often shed any meaningful pretense of fairness or popular representation. The legal and economic systems are openly designed to protect the interests of the ruling network. Private success is impossible without political patronage, and political power is unattainable without vast personal wealth, creating a closed, unaccountable loop.

Forget doing business there unless you know the General's son. It's a full-blown Crony State—the ruling party owns the major corporations, the courts always rule in their favor, and their security service harasses anyone who complains. The 'elections' are just a census to see who still supports them.

Crony State by AbzuInExile January 24, 2026

Crony State

A state where public institutions are captured by private interests through networks of personal relationships. Regulatory agencies serve industry, procurement goes to friends, the judiciary protects the powerful, and the security apparatus enforces the interests of the connected. The state still functions—taxes are collected, laws are passed, services are nominally delivered—but its purpose is to enrich a connected few rather than serve citizens. The crony state is what happens when the public sphere becomes a private playground for elite networks.

Example: "The roads were built by a company owned by the minister's cousin, the permits were approved by the minister's former law partner, and the oversight was handled by the minister's brother-in-law. The crony state: public resources, private pockets."

Crony State by Abzugal March 22, 2026

Crony Nation State

A nation-state where sovereignty is exercised not by a coherent public interest but by overlapping networks of business, political, and familial elites. National identity is still strong—flags fly, anthems are sung—but the state's actions primarily serve the crony networks that control it. Foreign policy reflects the business interests of the ruling families; domestic policy protects their economic holdings; military deployments secure their assets. The nation-state becomes a shell for elite interests, even as it retains all the trappings of national sovereignty.

Example: "The country went to war to protect a mining concession owned by the president's son-in-law. Crony nation state: patriotism as a front for private profit."

Crony Nation State by Abzugal March 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022