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Crony State

Crony State is a country where the government and the economy have essentially merged into a single, self-serving entity for the benefit of a ruling elite. It's the end-stage of systemic cronyism, where the state itself is the primary tool for extracting wealth, suppressing opposition, and entrenching power.

Unlike a "Crony Democracy" or "Crony Republic," where democratic institutions are corrupted from within, a Crony State has often shed any meaningful pretense of fairness or popular representation. The legal and economic systems are openly designed to protect the interests of the ruling network. Private success is impossible without political patronage, and political power is unattainable without vast personal wealth, creating a closed, unaccountable loop.
Forget doing business there unless you know the General's son. It's a full-blown Crony State—the ruling party owns the major corporations, the courts always rule in their favor, and their security service harasses anyone who complains. The 'elections' are just a census to see who still supports them.
Crony State by AbzuInExile January 24, 2026
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Crony State

A state where public institutions are captured by private interests through networks of personal relationships. Regulatory agencies serve industry, procurement goes to friends, the judiciary protects the powerful, and the security apparatus enforces the interests of the connected. The state still functions—taxes are collected, laws are passed, services are nominally delivered—but its purpose is to enrich a connected few rather than serve citizens. The crony state is what happens when the public sphere becomes a private playground for elite networks.
Example: "The roads were built by a company owned by the minister's cousin, the permits were approved by the minister's former law partner, and the oversight was handled by the minister's brother-in-law. The crony state: public resources, private pockets."
Crony State by Abzugal March 22, 2026

Crony Nation State

A nation-state where sovereignty is exercised not by a coherent public interest but by overlapping networks of business, political, and familial elites. National identity is still strong—flags fly, anthems are sung—but the state's actions primarily serve the crony networks that control it. Foreign policy reflects the business interests of the ruling families; domestic policy protects their economic holdings; military deployments secure their assets. The nation-state becomes a shell for elite interests, even as it retains all the trappings of national sovereignty.
Example: "The country went to war to protect a mining concession owned by the president's son-in-law. Crony nation state: patriotism as a front for private profit."
Crony Nation State by Abzugal March 22, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026