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crisising 

the present state of having a crisis
gosh dang im crisising, what can i do now?
crisising by queetinmurk July 14, 2018
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crisising 

To plan or conspire to create a crisis/chaos to some end.
Tonight at the prom lets do some crisising and make them lose their shit.
crisising by lone_wolf32 May 6, 2025

cruising ground 

Cruising grounds are public places where people meet for anonymous sex. They are commonly used by closeted married men seeking casual sex who do not want to risk being caught by their wife using phone applications like Grindr. They are also used by both men and women that have public sex fetishes are who cannot host a sexual partner.

Some cruising grounds, such as public bathrooms, adult video arcades, and bathhouses have a glory hole. Other cruising grounds are more exposed, such as areas in the woods, in the dunes of nude beaches, and in dark street alleyways.

Public cruising typically start as a places conducive for sex, such as a basement bathroom in a public area that doesn't get a lot of traffic, offers privacy, and makes it easy to hear others approach. People start to arrange to meet at these locations for sex. Eventually the location develops a reputation for anonymous sex which attracts even more people to come to this location, even without prearrangements.

Free online websites such as holehunter.com maintain databases for people to find cruising grounds near them. These sites are editable to allow people to add and edit listings as cruising ground locations often change.
Have you heard about the new cruising ground in the park? Someone drilled a glory hole in the stall wall.
cruising ground by cruisedb April 26, 2020

Static Cruising 

To enjoy the company of friends and peers whilst doing nothing or achieving nothing.

Can be associated with: chillin', hanging-in.
"Let's all stay in and just static cruise."
"Yeah, that sounds cool."
...
"What did you do last night?"
"Nothing much. Just some Static Cruising."
Static Cruising by Dunc-The-Hunk February 11, 2010

Animal Crossing 

A Nintendo-published video game so addicting that it is essentially digital heroin.
Person 1: Hey man, what's so great about Animal Crossing?
Person 2: You go fishing and dig up stuff and buy furniture and have animal neighbors and a loan-shark raccoon.
Person 1: That sounds terribly boring.
*after 5 minutes of playing*
Person 1: WHY HAVE I NEVER PLAYED THIS BEFORE
Animal Crossing by StBz January 10, 2013
Constantly looking at your phone while out with friends and/or at a public event, e.g. concert, sporting event, wedding, etc.
The concert was great, but instead of taking time to enjoy the show he had his smart phone out and he was crassing the entire time.
crassing by shebainpdx August 26, 2013

Booze Cruising 

The act of driving a vehicle while drinking any sort of alcohol. Beer is the main accepted form of drinkage for such a trip. A booze cruise can be a trip to the woods with no authority and hitting the trails to just driving down a highway with a little beer.
Guy #1: hey man, want to go on a drive?

Guy #2: sure man, want to booze cruise?

Guy #1: Fuck yeah, lets go to the indian forest trails though, I don't want to get caught booze cruising.
Booze Cruising by Remixxxxer July 6, 2011
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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