A handicapped space in a parking lot designated for handicapped people. Usually marked in blue with a white wheelchair logo.

Can be found near the front door of commercial establishments or on certain streets in urban areas.

Oh, there is an open parking spot!!! Hurry, let's park there...

Fuck, it's a Crip Slip and I don't have a permit.

Foiled again... Those cripple bastards always get the good parking spots.

Crip Slip by SumDumFuk2 August 27, 2017

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Crip Slip

Crip Slip

A handicapped parking space in a parking lot designated for handicapped vehicle use only. Usually marked in blue with a white wheelchair logo.

These parking spaces are coveted spots utilized by people with permanent disabilities or individuals who do not have any empathy for people with disabilities.

In addition, these parking spaces are utilized by elderly individuals who cannot park their vehicle within the designated marked area.

Can be found near the front door of commercial establishments or on certain streets in urban areas.

(While waiting for a parking spot at the mall during the peak holiday season)

Hey look! There 's an open parking spot!!! Hurry, let's park there before someone else snags it!

Fuck, we can't park there, it's a Crip Slip and I don't have a permit.

Foiled again... Those cripple bastards always get the good parking spots.

Originates from Bergen County New Jersey! Yo, yo, yo .... top of the food chain!

Crip Slip by SumDumFuk2 August 27, 2017

crip double slip crap

1. The act of slipping on a handicapped person's colostomy bag thus causing one to fall directly onto there anus, much like slipping on a banana peel in a cartoon.

Person 1: Hey did you see the new special olympics event?
Person 2: Do you mean demolition derby?
Person 1: Yeah. In the Russia vs. Ireland game, there was some sort of mishap and the ref crip double slip crap -ed.
Person 2: Words - nasty.

crip double slip crap by Jew Nathan Coatez September 14, 2010

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026