Crinplosion 

Cringing so hard that your body implodes.

Joey : Hey 'd you see that fuckin weeb?

Mac: Yeah man, He made me have a crinplosion.

Crinplosion by twissidly September 3, 2016

craplosion 

An explosion of crap

My baby had a craplosion in his diaper.

craplosion by Jamie Sommers October 17, 2005

Croplosion 

Discovered in late 2021, a rare and extremely hard to diagnose disease. Symptoms often include; irrational outbursts with regards to cryptocurrencies and/or the blockchain, anger tantrums regarding current crypto pricing, and a general negativity towards cryptocurrencies.
The first recorded case involved crypto.com, hence the name "Croplosion".

"They've gone mad, they've got Croplosion"

Croplosion by Un1x November 20, 2021

Cornplosion

A large explosive bowel movement with a particularly large amount of corn, likely accompanied by abdominal bloating and excessive foul smelling flatulence prior to defecation.

I ate so much corn last night, feeling a cornplosion coming on hard. Ohhh.

Cornplosion by Cornsonthehouse August 22, 2025