crimestop

Newspeak word, and one of the central pillars of Ingsoc. Crimestop refers to the ability to stop short of any thought that might be heretical or unorthodox before it is even thought, as if by instinct. It is the ability to misunderstand analogies, fail to perceive logical errors, and be repelled or bored by any train of thought or conversation that might be inimical to Ingsoc. Of course, this process is not unique to Ingsoc, and has been and still is applied by most religious and political extremists.

Crimestop is not stupidity, or at least not natural stupidity. It is the ability to deliberately retard one's own intelligence, and, of course, to forget the process of doing it by doublethink.

"He was troubled by false memories occasionally. They did not matter so long as one knew them for what they were."

by Emperor Spleen June 6, 2004

Crimetown Musketloader

When you shove your dick in another guys dick hole and cum in it then he cums back on you with the double the load.

Sup tugeye? What do you say about a quick Crimetown Musketloader.

by Crimetown og’s January 28, 2020

cricetophobia

the terrible fear of hamsters (can also be known as hamsterphobia)

do you want to see my new hamster?

no, you dumbass. i have cricetophobia

by TheFullHonestTruth February 18, 2021

crimeshoppers

a group of shoplifters who hold regular meetings to discuss and plan their next series of heists

This holiday season, retail outlets are hiring extra security to combat the expected increase in crimeshoppers.

by dookeyboy November 23, 2010

Cristopher

A man who gets all of the girls and likes to get naughty with his bitches. Wants to be on the mariners when he grows up.

I want to be like cristopher

by tafer April 4, 2018

cristopher

a sexy ass man who is very smart and can be funny sometimes igs , he has hoes on the low and a sexy gf muahahah he also has a humongous head and can’t stfu 🙌🏼

damn cristopher is so fine

by anonymous January 3, 2021

Cristopher Columbus

1. The man who discovered America. Now, some people argue that he actually discovered the West Indies, or that it was discovered by Leif Ericcson about 1000 years before, or that you really cant discover a nation already inhabited by natives. Those people are communists. Columbus discovered America.*

*From America:The Book

In nineteen-hundred eighty-two,
Cristopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.

by teh cabose November 3, 2005