Cricket Bat Penetration 

Pretty self explanatory really. Usually with the handle end, but for extreme hardcore you can give the wood a go. The grip on the handle can pose a problem to entry, but excessive use of Vaseline should do the trick. Note: Can be voluntary or involuntary.

Kittow put down another catch so the team embarked in some recreational cricket bat penetration. (Involuntary penetration)

Cricket Bat Penetration by Paddy V June 14, 2007