Creston Iowa Share definition Flag A horrible place with tons of pregnant chicks, a whole clan of drugies, and the feel of your average gheto. Creston Iowa is basically Detriot and Compton pushed into one drug fueled pile. Creston Iowa by WW2_Man November 6, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Creston Iowa mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch