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Crest Academy 

Definition 1:
A stupid place no one wants to be where teachers fuck on that side

Where teachers(Mrs Powell)goes on rants about how she believes in ghosts

Where teachers are bitch ass people who we hate except those lucky few

Definition 2:
Where the students are peng tf
The pengest of the pengest
The bitches there crazy and ain’t got chill

Everybody is slowly loosing their mind to insanity

We all fucked
First definition:

‘Hey you stepped in some Crest Academy’

Second definition

‘That girl so peng, she must go to Crest Academy’
Crest Academy by Booby queen April 8, 2019
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Crest Academy 

Crest is the worst of the worsts. Legit hell hole. If you go crest you will come out depressed and shit. The teachers are trash, especially the science teacher talking to herself 24/7.

They don’t support racism, homophobia and any discrimination yet they don’t do shit when it actually down to that df?
Overall don’t come here.
Person 1: “Have you heard of Crest Academy?”
Person 2: “I heard it’s well good.”
Person 1: “Nah it’s shit.”
Crest Academy by ouioui👍 November 15, 2020

Canyon Crest Academy 

Canyon Crest Academy is a public high school within the San Dieguito Union High School District that serves grades 9-12. Canyon Crest Academy is mostly an upper class school with students from Rancho Santa Fe, Fairbanks, Carmel Valley, Del Mar, Solana Beach, and Encinitas. The students mostly drive Mercedes, BMW's, Lexus, and other nice cars. But don't let this fool you. Canyon Crest Academy is well known for their outstanding academics, athletics, clubs and programs such as Envision, and the arts. Technology is brand new with teachers having smart boards (touch screen white boards), projectors, computers, and labtops. Canyon Crest Academy's first graduating class will be in 2008, where the senior legacy will forever live on.
Canyon Crest Academy students work hard and play hard.

Canyon Crest Academy 

Secret zombie research labaratory in which mad scientists teach biology and manage to defy the laws of physics by burning coffee. the zombie research labaratory is located in the subsystems below the school only accessable through elevators not available to students. the only other access to the lab is the window underneath the library, which looks out onto the band rooms. several students have been taken into the labs for testing. these students often return to campus with symptoms such as bags under their eyes, being fond of the word "amazing" and possessing symptoms similar to those found in attention deficit disorder patients.
Chris Redfield: Dude where are all these zombies coming from????

Leon: i think the source is Canyon Crest Academy...

Jill: D00d THATS AMAZING!!!

Teacher: FEEL MY BURNING COFFEE! NREGGHHHHHH!!!

Canyon Crest Academy 

A very wealthy high school in the Carmel Valley neighborhood of San Diego. Students here are very motivated and take 5+ AP Courses each year, along with having an internship and playing Varsity Sports, to look competitive for colleges. Students are also very invested in the arts, and many go on to Julliard. However, because they ended the lottery, it's more like neighboring Torrey Pines High School, and is overcrowded.
Ted: "What's a real High School like?"
Paul: "I don't know, I went to Canyon Crest Academy"

Crest E-Act Academy 

A school where the teachers expect us to "Lock in" when the teachers send us to reset

Theres this Fat old Teacher Named Mr Okhas who gets angry at the Y11s when he is not i the mood
oh yeah he also pulled an office teacher somehow

People vape in the school and the teachers think of us as terrible students
Crest E-Act Academy can be used ina way to insult somebody in a harsh way or call them a menace
Crest E-Act Academy by Ramzie.AB December 6, 2024
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