Crepe Susette

The act of moistening a bit of toilet paper after taking a large, fiery, painful dump in order to ease the burn of the anus.
Damn! That dump I took after that hot-wings eating competition made me have to Crepe Susette that shit.
by thebillcosby March 06, 2011
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crepe susette

noun -

French slang for tranny penis.
Why don't you go suck on a crepe susette.
by DrThodt August 02, 2010
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