A girl who is on a crew (rowing) team who never wears a shirt (only a sports bra) and short shorts no matter how cold it is out. She never works out or tries. The sole reason for her being on the team is to flirt with the boys.
1. Can you believe the coach allowed that crewskank to not do the erg?
2. That crewskank has hooked up with half the boys on the crew team!
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"