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Creepy Neighbor 

A Person who sits in the corner and sign languages the person next to her all night about other people in the room. Also this person has been known to stare at you for hours very creepily. This persons real motive is to skin you and wear your skin as a coat so beware.... Although she may probably rape you before she does so. To know if a person really is a creepy neighbor, you just have to ask them to spell "Cock". If they spell it "Kokc" then you know shes going to kill you, and its probably too late.
"The creepy Neighbor is stareing at me. Don't leave me alone with her.... GET BACK HERE SHES GUNNA RAPE ME!!!!"
Creepy Neighbor by Shitpiece February 22, 2009

Like a creepy neighbor, State Farm is there 

State Farm is now a woke company.
State Farm: We'll groom your kids, and teach them to be gay.
Like a creepy neighbor, State Farm is there

neighbur creeps 

Neighbur creeps (creepers):

Definition
Neigholes who pretend to be wonderful people, but in reality, they spy on you, spew hatred and lies about you, and form bonds with other Neighburs to hurt you.

These {Neighbors from Hell] will perform small acts that puzzle you, at first, such as entering your back yard and messing with your wind chimes, outdoor lights, move or knock over furniture, allowing their animals to poop near your driver's car door. These creepers can also do hateful acts such as place picture hangers (with nails) pointed into the tread of your tires, or turn on the gas to the grill, while it is covered, without lighting. Creepers hope would be generating a bomb, ignited by the lit cigarette of a passerbyer. These acts can and are hedging on dangerous, but the victim will be unsure whether these were accidental.

The victims do not call the police, simply because the acts are small, meaningless, but over time, these acts are meant to instill fear in the victims, and the hope of the perpetrator is to hurt the victim by 1) creating health issues via stress or 2) cause the victim to move.

The acts of creepers can be serious. It is suggested that if you encounter such small random acts of hate, immediate install hidden security cameras. Your only help, if you need to contact the authorities, is keeping a list (date and event) of the activity and having backup photos or video.
The Neighbur Creeps have planted dog poop bombs by the front door of your car, please be careful when you enter/exit your vehicle.

The Neighbur Creeps are using their outdoor spy camera to film you today.... Be on alert because these creepers have shared the camera's IP address with our other Neighburs and if you are doing anything suspicious outside, Neighbur Creeps will all be home within 5 minutes to do 'at home' Creepo Marx acts of terror!

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026