Credualistic 

Plausible, truthy, kinda true, probably nobody is checking, anyway.

“All I’m saying is that credualistically speaking, if the forests were raked, we probably wouldn’t have so many forest fires”.
President Donald J Trump

Credualistic by Pair0dox February 21, 2020

Creepalistic 

Being stalkerish and creepy whilst also being realistic about a situation

Omg, Jenny stop being creepalistic over Alex.

Creepalistic by Yourfaveyodle August 30, 2019