A competitive game where the male participants sit in a circle and jerk off until one by one they cum on a cracker that sits in the middle of the circle. The last one to cum is the loser and has to eat the cracker.
by Biggunplenty December 16, 2011
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by Teatard January 29, 2009
A person who is white beyond belief. One who can't dance. Either acts this way or has pasty white skin.
by Kaceyxxx November 15, 2007
Rugby players who are in fact closetted gays,wank as a group onto a cream cracker--the last on to come eats the cracker.
by roger cole January 15, 2008
Cream crackers are flat, usually salty buiscuits usually served with cheese. In other words, they are extremely boring. These crackers have a habit of appearing in your nightmares and announcing trivia, continued with the saying:" Isn't that interesting?"
by EmoBallerina February 2, 2011
I cream crackered shannon last night
by davy5748397 August 19, 2006