cream ridge

it's a bad excuse when a guy is like telling his parent's he's gonna go hang out with billy at cream ridge, when he really means go have risky condomless sex in the back of a ford

"hey ma, i'm going to cream ridge with billy tonight, don't wait up"

by idealalibi June 18, 2017

Cream Ridge Chiquita gobbler

When a dog mercilessly licks mashed banana from between your nasty toes

Ya bruh I lost a game of cards… had to endure a Cream Ridge Chiquita gobbler. I cried

by mrs-bulldops July 8, 2023

cake, ice cream and pony rides

A phrase used to describe the extreme innocence and purity of a person's true character. Whether it be obvious, or latent.

"Bitch was acting like a cock tease at the club. But when I got her back to my pad, she totally chickened out. She was all cake, ice cream and pony rides."

by D. Gould January 25, 2006

creamride

when someone transitions to the cowgirl position after getting came inside

Man: Damn bro, last night my girlfriend started riding me after I came inside her!
Other Man: Wow, I wish I had someone to do that with me. You’re lucky you got a girl to creamride you.

by jxkeswxrvo August 26, 2022