Cream Cheese my Bagel
When a guy asks a girl to cream cheese my bagel he is asking her to put a bagel with cream cheese on his dick and jerk it off while she eats the bagel.
Cream Cheese my Bagel by Licktheclit69 September 28, 2018
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creamcheese my bagel
When the recipient spreads their cheeks and he blows his load on on each of her ass cheeks, spreads it around with his dick, then pushes the recipients ass cheeks together.
** for extra party fun, add some cream cheese to the bagel hole
** for extra party fun, add some cream cheese to the bagel hole
Oh Frankie! Cream cheese my Cinnamon raisin bagel! Make sure not to get too much In the hole this time. Bon appetit!
Don't get to freaky tonight Sean. Just creamcheese my bagel.
Don't get to freaky tonight Sean. Just creamcheese my bagel.
creamcheese my bagel by Bagelholer October 3, 2016
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