Being the Crazy H is unequivocally the closest definition you'll get to perfect, mysterious and charming you'll ever find in a man, with a jaw sharper than a million knives and arms bigger than a redwood tree. His face is a perfect glass shape at all times with the combination of a rock-hard jawline. He's one big, stiff man, but deep down, he's a sweet heart.
His slight blushes, his staggered laughs, and his squinting looks, all add up to be the cutie that he is. Smart, attractive, handsome, he's got them all. He's sharp, decisive and distinctive all the qualities the one true stone cold hard boiled Alpha should have.
Crazy H you're an absolue sea monster.

A man manlier than a man, looks sharper than the blades of a thousand swords, he's the one and only Crazy H.
by Zephyr_1134 May 29, 2021
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