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Being the Crazy H is unequivocally the closest definition you'll get to perfect, mysterious and charming you'll ever find in a man, with a jaw sharper than a million knives and arms bigger than a redwood tree. His face is a perfect glass shape at all times with the combination of a rock-hard jawline. He's one big, stiff man, but deep down, he's a sweet heart.
His slight blushes, his staggered laughs, and his squinting looks, all add up to be the cutie that he is. Smart, attractive, handsome, he's got them all. He's sharp, decisive and distinctive all the qualities the one true stone cold hard boiled Alpha should have.
Crazy H you're an absolue sea monster.

A man manlier than a man, looks sharper than the blades of a thousand swords, he's the one and only Crazy H.
Crazy H by Zephyr_1134 May 29, 2021
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crazy heifer 

a woman who has lost her mind and thinks the world revolves around her; most often referring to the divorced biological mother of a child involved in a blended family.
"That woman is a crazy heifer."

"Did you read that text from the crazy heifer?"

"I can't believe that crazy heifer thinks she is your child's only parent."
crazy heifer by SMONSTER October 1, 2012

Crazy Hamburguer 

CRAZY HAMBURGUER, CRAAAZY HAMBURGUER! TITTIS HORRIBLE! CRAZY HAMBURGUER! CRAZY HAMBURGUEEEEER
crazy hamburguer
Crazy Hamburguer by Enzolegal September 30, 2020

Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is? 

"Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?" is a Palindrome

Crazy, huh?
Bob: Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?
Tray: wtf are you saying

crazy high 

duuude after those two blunts i was crazy high.
crazy high by mrdank June 17, 2006

Crazy-hot 

1. So hot that its crazy.
2. So hot that it make me crazy
3. Crazy in a way that is hot
Crazy-hot by JamPanda September 30, 2014

Crazy Hand 

The alternate hand to Master Hand. While Master Hand is the manifest of creation, Crazy Hand is the manifest of destruction. His first appearance in Super Smash Bros. Melee, he appeared alongside Master Hand if you got through Classic in a certain way.
Ex: Auuuugh! I just saw another hand trying to kill me!!
Lax: That depends... Which one was it?
Ex: Left!
Lax: Crazy Hand?
Crazy Hand by Jack Spearow April 30, 2008