Crazy Cactus Lady
Cra·zy Cac·tus La·dy
/ˈkrāzē ˈkaktəs ˈlādē/
A teenager going through a "phase" that will probably last a lifetime. She owns many plants and has a strange love (addiction) to cacti. Even though she's scared of labels, she calls herself a vegetarian, not a vegan, because she is scared of labels. She is almost dating that guy (that everyone is sure is gay), but does't call it dating because she is scared of labels. She probably has some kind of label-phobia, but doesn't want to know it because that would be another label (and she is scared of labels). Crazy cactus ladies don't have a religion because while not being scared of what happens after you die, they are scared of labels.
/ˈkrāzē ˈkaktəs ˈlādē/
A teenager going through a "phase" that will probably last a lifetime. She owns many plants and has a strange love (addiction) to cacti. Even though she's scared of labels, she calls herself a vegetarian, not a vegan, because she is scared of labels. She is almost dating that guy (that everyone is sure is gay), but does't call it dating because she is scared of labels. She probably has some kind of label-phobia, but doesn't want to know it because that would be another label (and she is scared of labels). Crazy cactus ladies don't have a religion because while not being scared of what happens after you die, they are scared of labels.
Crazy Cactus Lady by john bellingalal November 9, 2017
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