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crustafarian

See trustafarian and crusty.

An even crustier version of a trustafarian. No less well off. Most likely listens to breakcore as supposed to psytrance, the genre of music commonly listened to by the latter.

While a trustafarian may reject wider society due to a sense of being a more highly conscious and considerate being than others (often after chronic over-use of psychedelic drugs), a crustafarian tends to do so because of laziness, a lack of respect for those who support them and a tendency to be more interested in where they will score there next quarter of ket (local demand often outstrips supply due to their favorable allowances and lack of self respect) or when the next Bong-Ra or Venetian Snares gig is.
Crustafarian 1:
"Shall we go to the (insert name of alternative electronic music festival here)?"

Crustafarian 2:
"Fuck yeah, but first I'll have to drop out of the degree my parents are paying for and go to Bristol to pick up 5 litres of liquid ket."

Crustafarian 1:
"Safe then, I'll book the tickets tomorrow with the money I got when my rich Aunt died and nick the keys to my Dad's Landrover."
crustafarian by The Anticrust October 13, 2011
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Crustafarian

Noun - Description of someone who enjoys breaking through poo crust pre anal coitus.
That fucker with the shit eating grin (and scars on his bell-end) is a proper crustafarian
Crustafarian by terrier05 June 11, 2011

Cusstafarian 

A dedicated cusser, one who devotes their life to cussing.
Kellie! you made a Gdam mistake Fckn Fix that MotherFckn Bullshting as$ piece of Crapping c^nt!
Ugh these gdang Cusstafarians!!!!
Cusstafarian by Tehrealganstaboss September 22, 2016
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
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