One time I was on the toilet at work playing on my phone and looking at pictures of girls I’ve slept with and I got crappled. I had to crawl out under the bathroom stall door using my hands and drag my body back to my desk. After a few minutes I was able to feel my legs again and pull up my pants.
by Bilbo D. Faggins October 16, 2012
by Funkoma January 11, 2011
by ittybittytittycomittee May 9, 2010
Another name for Apple, who makes the worst computers ever made except for word-processing (which my old 66 MHZ can do) and graphic design. Tries to lure newbies in by making flashy colors, but then craps on their heads.
Bob: Hey, want to play Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy?
Jake: No, my mom bought me a crApple. It doesn't support any games!
Bob: That's teh sux0rz!
Jake: No, my mom bought me a crApple. It doesn't support any games!
Bob: That's teh sux0rz!
by Froggyliciousness February 8, 2004
Poorly trained or untrained grappling.
Often taught by an instructor inexperienced in grappling as an attempt to cash in on a fashion, by a McDojo, or due to criticism of a lack of grappling training, an example of bullshido.
Often taught by an instructor inexperienced in grappling as an attempt to cash in on a fashion, by a McDojo, or due to criticism of a lack of grappling training, an example of bullshido.
by Nate1481 December 7, 2006
by Jim Bob The Lumberjack February 27, 2003
When someone is beginning to learn a grappling martial art such as Brazilian Jiu Jitsu but cant yet be classed as being able to properly grapple.
by Klis November 6, 2006