cranky

Easily irritated, especially from being tired and especially in reference to a child (or at least someone who's patronized). One tends to be cranky at night (before needed sleep), while crabby soon after waking up.

Whiney child, at 10pm: Noooo! I wanna watch Dragonball Z!
Mother: Oh, looks like somebody's cranky! Someone needs to go to bed.

by Nuri Nutt January 5, 2007

cranky

when a person drinks a shitload of alcoholic beverages and acts stupid and grumpy to such an extent that it becomes so much irritating that you really want to kick his ass then the person who drunk that shitload of alcoholic beverage is termed cranky.

Man 1 - "What happened to Man 3 there he turned really cranky?"
Man 2 - "Yeah, Man I really wanted to kick his ass!!"

by edit-o-r July 1, 2011

cranky vapors

The feeling of crankiness to the point of needing to fan yourself.

After chasing the drunk down the street, Judy had to retreat to the back room due to the cranky vapors.

by nc2016 October 22, 2016

Yanky Cranky

A massage given usually by a prostitute which includes a hand job at the end.

Hey wanna stop by that place in the city and get a yanky cranky before we go out tonight.

by Red One July 22, 2009

cranky wanky

The act of busting a nut because you are angry/upset/mad. Usually crying while doing it under the sheets

Dad: What's wrong with Andy
Mom: He got grounded for having an F on his report card so now hes having a cranky wanky
Dad: Why is he crying though

Mom: Sobbing and throbbing

Dad:Oh
Mom:I want a divorce greorge I met someone new and he doesn't have a "shrimp"
Dad: I'm going to join billy and cranky wanky with him

by UC.DANK.MEME.420 May 9, 2020

cranky pirate

When, in the act of copulation, the man ejaculates into his partner's eye and then kicks him/her in the shin, causing him/her to squint and hop around on one leg saying, "Yarrr!"

This chick I was banging said she wasn't on birth control and that I had to pull out...so I gave her a cranky pirate and left.

by Stand Ablaze May 9, 2006

Cranky Hanky

A tampon or feminine napkin pad.

I thought I was gonna get laid - but the bitch was stuffed with a Cranky Hanky.

by Haywood Jablowme November 1, 2004