Crank lord

The Lord of cranks a man who has a great crank and knows how to yank his crank well

Daniel is the crank lord at my school

by Thegreatcranklord November 29, 2023

Cracklord

The Lord Crack. A Crack master, a crack lover, someone who is so high on crack, that they own ass. Also a faggish rabbit who hops around in shrubbery searching for crack rocks which it gets high on. In rare forms, an insult uses between overweight homosexual geese.

Goose 1: I'm so fat, fuck..
Goose 2: Fuck you, Cracklord!
Dude: Shit, I'm so high on crack I could be a goose
Goose 1: Fuck you cracklord!
Goose 2: Yeah, ur shitting us off!
Dude: Shit geese, Im as high as a cracklord!

by cdogg23 November 8, 2007

Clanklord

The guy who fully merged with his tech. Runs his life through AI, automates emotions, talks to ChatGPT more than people. Basically the overlord of gadgets - iPhone in one hand, dopamine stats in the other. Half human, half notification.

Clanklord spotted at Starbucks, talking to his AI girlfriend.

When your AI assistant knows your trauma - congrats, you’re a clanklord.

by whatacat October 31, 2025