The guy who fully merged with his tech. Runs his life through AI, automates emotions, talks to ChatGPT more than people. Basically the overlord of gadgets - iPhone in one hand, dopamine stats in the other. Half human, half notification.
Clanklord spotted at Starbucks, talking to his AI girlfriend.
When your AI assistant knows your trauma - congrats, you’re a clanklord.
When your AI assistant knows your trauma - congrats, you’re a clanklord.
by whatacat October 31, 2025
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