Keisha: "MMMmmm, I love me some cracklings!!" Chomp, Chomp.
Ray-ray: "Damn, ho! You keep eating those cracklings, and I'll be frying yo ass and sellin it!"
Terell: "Fuck, nigga! I had a dream that a hundred little cracklins tied me up and forced me to listen to Barry Manilow! Then they made me take out a high-interest loan!"
Bank: " That wasn't a dream. You're being evicted. Oh, I love Manilow!!"
Ray-ray: "Damn, ho! You keep eating those cracklings, and I'll be frying yo ass and sellin it!"
Terell: "Fuck, nigga! I had a dream that a hundred little cracklins tied me up and forced me to listen to Barry Manilow! Then they made me take out a high-interest loan!"
Bank: " That wasn't a dream. You're being evicted. Oh, I love Manilow!!"
by Jvarna5 March 15, 2008
The Butt Gorilla is a nocturnal primate who climbs into young boy's windows at nite, and commences to have butt-secks with them. His voice sounds eerily like...your Dad's.
Boy: "Dad, I had a nightmare that a man in a gorilla suit humped my butt. And it really hurts!"
Dad (With a twinkle in his eye): "Oh, that ol Butt Gorilla must've visited you last night! Now hurry up and put this dress on!"
Dad (With a twinkle in his eye): "Oh, that ol Butt Gorilla must've visited you last night! Now hurry up and put this dress on!"
by jvarna5 January 31, 2008
Overpriced espresso beverage that usually has some artificial flavoring to take away the coffee taste. Be wary of loads of foam that tops it, or someone may think you've been giving BJs.
Chris:" What's in the Starbucks cup? Cappuccino?"
Jon: "Actually, the cup is empty. I just carry the cup around because it matches my emo glasses"
Jon: "Actually, the cup is empty. I just carry the cup around because it matches my emo glasses"
by jvarna5 January 28, 2008
Ted Kennedy: "Ehhh, I'll have the Whoppa."
Cashier: "I think you've had enough, sir."
Ted Kennedy: "You shat your mouth, or I'll have you muddahd!"
Cashier: "I think you've had enough, sir."
Ted Kennedy: "You shat your mouth, or I'll have you muddahd!"
by jvarna5 February 01, 2008
Joey "the fag" Calzone: "Hey Jimmy, stop breaking my balls, will ya!!!
Jimmy "Dingleberry" Dinello: "Yo Jimmy, I'll be breakin ya face is yous don't shut da hell up! Look at this guy!"
Jimmy "Dingleberry" Dinello: "Yo Jimmy, I'll be breakin ya face is yous don't shut da hell up! Look at this guy!"
by jvarna5 January 29, 2008
Greg:"Sinus Supremus!"
Elliot: "Zero charisma!"
E.T.: "Both fags, they are..."
Datarock: "Seen as supremus, you better know she's a genus!"
Elliot: "Zero charisma!"
E.T.: "Both fags, they are..."
Datarock: "Seen as supremus, you better know she's a genus!"
by Jvarna5 March 15, 2008
Fraternity that the rejects of college join. Fat nerds join this frat so they can wear the t-shirt. Membership is open to anyone and everyone, because they have NO standards. Getting drunk and playing X-Box is how they roll.
Also known as "Date-a-guy"
Also known as "Date-a-guy"
Nerd guy 1: "Hooray! I'm in a frat! I'm cool now!"
Nerd guy 2: " Your XO shirt is cute. Do me. In the butt."
Professor: "Hmmm, Theta Xi has created another homo. Curse them!!!"
Nerd guy 2: " Your XO shirt is cute. Do me. In the butt."
Professor: "Hmmm, Theta Xi has created another homo. Curse them!!!"
by jvarna5 January 29, 2008