Crack smut

A smut fanfic involving two random characters (ex: shrek and cyan from among us) having sex in the most memed and “poggers“/hj way. since i used to be a crack fanfic writer on wattpad, enjoy my example of a crack smut you horny bastards. ;)

“Ahh~ daddy cyan~~ put it in my impostussy harder~“ moaned red as cyan pounded his wet bussy. “you like that, you little slut?“ said cyan, seductively. “yes~“ without warning, cyan came into red’s bussy, with red following suite. “round two?~“ asked cyan.

Person 1: damn that was some good crack smut, i came like 100 times and now my dick hurts.
Person 2: WHY ARE YOU SO HORNY??!

by Ojamajodoremilover911 June 25, 2024

cracksmith

Someone so crazy, they're crazier than a "crackhead."

I can't believe he cut you off. What a cracksmith.

by Ryst August 5, 2008

crackslut

basically the same as crackwhore. There are some subtle differences though. Someone who gives sex for crack money is the definition of crack whore. A crack slut claims that they need the money to buy crack and give sex, but really have enough money without giving sex for crack, and give sex anyways. So basically they are sluts, who are addicted to crack, but dont need the money from the sex.

Person 1: A crackslut is having sex with my dad in my bedroom.
Person 2: Shutup bitch
Dad: Heres some crack money
Crackslut: Thanks

by cyrus N October 20, 2005

crackslut

a woman or man who will hang out with someone/do the dirty for crack or another mild altering substance.

Look at you, you look like a crackslut.

by crackslut27 January 15, 2009

cracksmith

one skilled in the art of constructing smoking contraptions.

haha, dave dropped his bong, so he went all cracksmith, and built one out of a light bulb.

by snowmonsterx96 December 29, 2010

Cracksmith

Someone who can properly prepare crack cocaine based upon their knowledge amd understanding of basic chemistry involving specific methods resulting in a better outcome.

She cooks cracksmithing knowledge of basic chemistry and by following accurate methods resulting in better product, avoiding any waste during the process. Using

by Druguser1234 July 20, 2022