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Crack Blast

The act of sharing so hard you go back to the Cold War.
Man I ate Taco Bell last night and now I’m crack blasting non stop

crack blast

A concoction of crack, ketamine, and the strongest moonshine in existence.
guy 1: yo dude have you tried the new crack blast
guy 2: yo due I was fucked up for weeks.
crack blast by GamerGod69420 December 11, 2020

crack bastard 

slang; a disreputible person not necessarily on drugs, but should be.
crack bastard by ALienskumboy March 7, 2005

Crack blaster 

When you run out of toilet paper and have to swish the water out of the bowl into your asscrack like a bidet.
I know my hands are covered in poop, I just had to pull a crack blaster.
Crack blaster by Dickbender December 4, 2021

Click Clack Blast 

Click Clack Blast is an action performed by a famous League of Legends player by the name of Eki.

It's a tree step action were he calculates, grasps and executes an action to totally obliterate an enemy from the face of summoners rift.

Riot has tried get in reach with the player but they got blasted to.
being defined Eki blasted yasuoforwin beyond all eternity
Click clack blast can be defined as a religion.
"I'm a true blasterian
Click Clack Blast by Zarkax December 3, 2019

crackbeast 

(NOUN: "crackbeast," henceforth abbreviated as "c.")

1) A crack addict; or, more loosely, one who consumes excessive quantities of drugs of any kind. (e.g., Amy Winehouse).
2) A particularly strange or eccentric person (not necessarily a drug abuser; e.g., Howard Hughes).
3) One who is freakishly talented; often a prodigy (e.g. Franz Liszt).
4) An animal whose appearance is generally disturbing or otherwise-odd (e.g., most reptiles).
5) Any bizarre fictional character/creature which is generally disturbing or otherwise-odd (e.g., any character but Alice in Alice in Wonderland).

(VERB: "to c.")

1) To go on a drug binge.
2) To consume anything (in general) in a particularly voracious manner.
3) To behave in an especially intense, eccentric or depraved manner.
4) To do something particularly quickly, yet very effectively and completely.

(ADJECTIVE: "c." "c. -ful" "c. -ly" or "c. -y")

--A quality of, or pertaining to, any of the above NOUN forms.

(ADVERB: "c. -fully" or "c. -ily")

--A quality of, or pertaining to, any of the above VERB or ADJECTIVAL forms (NOTE: The latter of these two categories would be far too "c.fully c.ly" to actually hear spoken, so don't worry about having to negotiate the meaning of this adverbial form of c. modifying its own adjectival form, or qualities pertaining thereto, EVER AGAIN!!!)
***EXAMPLES OF USE***

(As a NOUN:)

{Liz:} Hahah, what if cigarettes weren't meant to be smoked, and instead they were just packaged in those little paper cylinders because that's exactly the amount you'd need to break open and completely fill both ears with tobacco!!

{Zak:} OH my GOD....YOU'RE a CRACKBEAST!

(As a VERB:)

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas is a fictionalized account of Hunter S. Thompson and Oscar la Costa crackbeasting around town for a weekend in Sin City.

(As both an ADJECTIVE and an ADVERB:)

Allen was absolutely shocked--but nonetheless quite crackbeastfully aroused--to discover that his date's apartment was decorated entirely with explicitly phallic art. His own cock sprang to attention, and the two men fell to a crackbeastly fit of fucking right there in the foyer, as per Bill's design...
crackbeast by finkels January 1, 2012