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Crack Porcelain

Did you crack porcelain today?

I’m going to go crack porcelain, be back in 10!
by Lexileah February 22, 2026
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Porcelain Crank and Stank

When a guy jerks off on the toilet right after taking a shit
I was in a rush this morning so I killed 2 birds with one stone with a porcelain Crank and Stank
by El_Durazno July 5, 2020
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