Crack Corn

The act of taking a dump. Using the restroom to take a shit.

I went to the bathroom to crack corn.

by King Corn Cracker May 26, 2009

crack corn

To crack corn means to insult somebody.A crack fight is an insult contest, usually involving 'yo mama' jokes.

"Sticks and stones can break my bones but names can never hurt me;Jimmy crack corn and I don't care"

by Ortolan February 24, 2010

cracked corn

A snap, or break in the shaft of an erection

Jimmy's got a cracked corn, we better get him to the hospital!

by A Random Thomas May 9, 2016

crack corn

(verb) The breaking of corn in the cornfield, usually done in the evening. Around dusk.

Jimmy crack corn and I don't care

by LizzayJay March 28, 2009

crack corn

Inserting corn into a female's (or male) anus,

leaving it until its about to come out, take a picture and there your have Crack Corn

Damn James i was online and saw Adams picture,

Yer it was off his girlfriends CRACK CORN

by jizzyJames April 30, 2009

jimmy crack corn

Gee-whiz, gee-willikers, Jesus Christ!, Holy Cow, God-dammit... all the same thing really. Just an expression of surprise.

Man: "Jimmy Crack Corn!"
Woman: "What?"
Man: "I just stepped on a fucking lego!"

by Xeratai April 19, 2022

jimmy crack corn

getting your ass licked then shitting in a persons mouth. when they say something about shitting in their mouth , you just grab their ears and place their face backin your ass and say thats just some jimmy crack corn"

that chick from walmart was going to town on me and boy jimmy crack corn and i dont care.

by steve eddy & anthony cortez October 8, 2006