crab people 

1) a civilazation that has lived underground for 1,000 years
2) disquised as the "Queer Eye for a Straight Guy" guys
3) tastes like crab, talks like people

crab people by Eddy October 23, 2003

crab people 

a species of child-sized, cave-dwelling crustaceans who have lived underground for thousands of years and plan to regain their stronghold on the surface by converting the men of our planet into whiny shopaholic pussies by having them emulate the metrosexual lifestyle seen on their fruitcake makeover show, "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy"

Dr. ZoidBerg, the doctor on Futurama, who is accepted among the humans another thousand years in the future

crab people by White Guy from Seattle November 23, 2003

Crab people 

Commonly referred to people with bottom-feeder taste.
They eat garbage.
Trashy individual with a taste for trash.

Mcdondals is basically crab people food.
"Hungry Man" frozen dinners are for crab people.
You are a crab person if you consume canned meat.

Crab people by Sockzthecat February 29, 2020

crab people 

the genus of the current first captain of the united states corps of cadets....monotone voice and a quest for world domination are markers of this species

crab people...crab people...taste like crab, talk like people

crab people by Bobby Jones the third December 28, 2007

Crab People 

It is assumed Crab people have lived underground or inside the queer eye for the straight guy men. That is incorrect. In fact the Crab People simply evolved to look, smell, and seem human, but they are not. Really, they are just any annoying person with something shoved their respective bungholes.

Did you hear Sarah Palin's response about death Panels? She must be a crab people

Greg is such a niggardly crab people

Crab People by Eskimo Rasta Salad Bro January 31, 2010

crabpeople 

something that lurks inside every gay person.

if the whole world turns gay, blame crabpeople...

crabpeople by chodesniff March 13, 2009

crabpeople 

Crabpeople live on Mars. They eat cottagecheese. Crabpeople spend all their time on MSN because they're idiots. They like to listen to Nelly, and Bette Middler techno remixes.

Trent Reznor. Dennis Rodman. Your Uncle.

crabpeople by Jayboss July 22, 2008