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The Crème Brulee Dessert 

You are in the wilderness with your lady. You build a nice, romantic fire to keep her warm and hand her a beer. She cuddles in for warmth. You accept and cuddle back. You are not romantic, this is a set up for an monumental Crème Brule (burnt cream) Dessert.

As she feels warm and loved, you use this to your advantage and push for BJ by the aptly roaring fire. She cannot say no and begins to blow you like a Missouri tornado. As soon as you are about to bust, you pull out without telling her and unleash a thick, healthy splattering if jizz all over her face. Before she can do anything, you grab her head and hold it as close to the fire as you can so as to not burn her but rather for the jizz to gently harden over her face. Once she has been glazed over, you pull her away for the fire, let her cool a moment and gently tap the hardened jizz glaze on her face with your dick, not unlike a crème brule with a spoon.

Note – this does not have to be done with a fire, you can also use a radiator, hot plate, etc.
So I was with Mindy the other night. Took her out past Old Bear Road and down by Brawny Creek. Had a cooler full of Millers and started a nice campfire to get her twatt a soppin’. Worked like a charm. Next thing you know, she is sucking me off like a white collar criminal doing hard time with murderers. Well, I pull out my cock and drop a mother load of bag yogurt all over her unsuspecting face. Before she has a chance, I grab her, hold her close to the fire and glaze that jizz over her gub until it forms a nice little crust. Then I pulled her away to let her cool and tapped that crust with my cock till it cracked, like a fancy ass The Crème Brulee Dessert.

creme brulee 

1. Tasty dessert
2. French's most remarkable example regarding the parthenogenesis phenomenon of accents in common words.
Creme brulee situation.
Guy#1 (American) - do you guys write "créme brulée" or "creme brulée"?
Guy#2 (French) - crème brûlée.
Guy#1 - Holy crap they're multiplying.
creme brulee by Neila December 31, 2008

Crème Brûlée Moment 

A stellar moment of discovery in which the individual has an epiphany relating to a word’s meaning or etymology. Common symptoms include loud gasping, tension in the shoulders, whole-body shudders, saucer-like eyes and mouth formation in a perfect O shape.
I just discovered that the literal meaning of crème brûlée is “burnt cream”! What a way to start the day! This changes my whole entire perspective on life. I’ll forever remember this momentous occasion as my personal crème brûlée moment.
Crème Brûlée Moment by Titman December 10, 2018

Creme Brulee 

In reference to jizzing on your partners face then quickly and unexpectedly putting your ass in front of their nose and igniting a fart
I told him to shoot his load all over my face but before I could open my eyes the bastard did an about face then ripped & lite one and started chanting "Creme Brulee"
Creme Brulee by Vulgarvernacular January 21, 2017

Creme brulee 

When you vomit your insides all over a sink or bathroom floor, forming a nice even coat... like a creme brulee.
Drank too much jager last night... ended up creme brulee-ing all over the toilet floor.
Creme brulee by analslayer March 22, 2017

creme brulee 

The act of taking a shit without wiping your ass and then letting it dry and harden on your cheeks before, later in the day, performing a subsequent shit that must break through the crusty layer to escape.
I was running late for work and didn't have time to wipe so I decided to creme brulee it instead.
creme brulee by Beagle81 March 18, 2014