cowking

the greesiest laziest and most retarded of all cowmen

speaker 1: look at that guy he's such a cowman
speaker 2: he's not a cowman he's the cowking!!!

by dombl December 16, 2010

Cowke

a mixture of Coke and Lactose intolerant MILK!

BETTER AND HEALTHIER THAN A ROOT-BEER FLOAT!

Put a litter or coke and a gallon or a quart of milk.

"Hey Guys, Make some COWKES!"

by Carleue 1902 October 7, 2009