Cowen Man

Ah Cowen man is a man who does rel horn 🙍♀.

He will fw you, yuh best fren and yuh sister.

If you an yuh Cowen man fallout thys it fuh you dey yuh officially single an dho expect him to wait fuh alyur to get good and back tgt cuz he will horn yuh desperate ass!!!

Worst part bout having ah Cowen man is if alyur done you hadda see him all d mc time! And all ah dem ugly no ass but dey wet as fuck.

You see that boi dey? He's go Cowen and he wet like water! Dem bush gyal dem like ugly fucks like Cowen man.

Cowen Man by b0nelesspizza June 4, 2018

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Cowen Man

Cowen man is the best man to have because they don’t horn and do stupidness like that. Them man rell loyal beaches they would use the same pencil from Form 1 to 5. So if yuh looking for a good man date a Cowen man…

Girl you should date Jaden because he’s a Cowen man

Cowen Man by H m m m November 19, 2023

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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