Cowen Man

Ah Cowen man is a man who does rel horn 🙍♀.

He will fw you, yuh best fren and yuh sister.

If you an yuh Cowen man fallout thys it fuh you dey yuh officially single an dho expect him to wait fuh alyur to get good and back tgt cuz he will horn yuh desperate ass!!!

Worst part bout having ah Cowen man is if alyur done you hadda see him all d mc time! And all ah dem ugly no ass but dey wet as fuck.

You see that boi dey? He's go Cowen and he wet like water! Dem bush gyal dem like ugly fucks like Cowen man.

Cowen Man by b0nelesspizza June 4, 2018

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Cowen Man

Cowen man is the best man to have because they don’t horn and do stupidness like that. Them man rell loyal beaches they would use the same pencil from Form 1 to 5. So if yuh looking for a good man date a Cowen man…

Girl you should date Jaden because he’s a Cowen man

Cowen Man by H m m m November 19, 2023

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Cowen Man • cowen • Brian Cowen • harley cowen • Joe Cowen-Richards • National Shove Your Dick in Cowen Day • Cohen • Coen • cowan • coven

Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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