Cow pie 

A large pile of cow shit.

Watch out for that cow pie.

Cow pie by ~Ding-Dong~ July 26, 2005

cow pie 

Cattle excrement.

Don't step in that cow pie.

cow pie by kreecher August 13, 2003

Cow pie 

Pie made of cow

Wow thats some good cow pie, whats in it? Well its pastry with cow in it

Cow pie by 69forskins June 4, 2023

cow pie 

a pile of cow shit

i steped in the cow pie

cow pie by gvjj December 15, 2022

cow pie high

A derogatory term for a school in a rural area.

"Who do you guys play in your next game?"
"Cow pie high, dude."
"Damn farming school."

cow pie high by ColdVantage February 21, 2005

Cow Pie Surprise 

A cow pie surprise is when you go to a farm and walk out into the field and find a crusty cow pie. You must do this in the daylight so you can find a good ripe pie, but if you must do it at night just remember. . . .BOOTS. Anywho, after finding the right one, you sneak into a friends room while he or she is sleeping. Climb up on a chair or nightstand, anything with some height. Once stable yell "FIRE, FIRE, THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!" the victim will awake wondering what's going on. Once you can see the whites of their eyes, let the pie fly and gravity will do its thing smacking the person in the face.

NOTE: Have a camera ready for the "shitty" look that you will reiceve.

NOTE: Gloves may be needed. The cow pie may have a gooey middle, also known as a SLOPPY COW PIE SURPRISE.

Person 1: Man, Did you see that shitty look Turza had after his cow pie surprise.

Person 2: No but he did smell like shit all day.

Cow Pie Surprise by MC-Cloud December 7, 2006

cow pie fuck

Something totally worthless. Used to show absolute disdain for a subject, person, or idea. Always used as a negative. Derives from the tradition of country boys, when no other alternative presents itself, to fuck a warm pile of cow dung (cow pie).

I don't give a cow pie fuck what she says, I'm buying that bike.

Dude! What in the cow pie fuck made you think you could clear that rail?

cow pie fuck by areaman26 January 18, 2009