Cow training is when a guy or girl have sex and the guy cums in that person and they end up havjngb I squirt out all the cum, but is also meant to be offensive .
Girl 1: You probably Cow train every night. Girl 2: You probably do the same don’t lie about it.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.