Cow Tool

a man who dates large women and enjoys sucking on their breasts.
Woah! That man dating Tammy is such a cow tool!
by cowtool48 August 26, 2022
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Cow Tools

The wrong tools for the job, either broken or poorly made.

Because if a cow made tools, they wouldn't be very good.
by Chaz Balls August 17, 2021
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