After years of wanting to clean my house, but lacking time to clean it thoroughly, I discovered that that wasn't the reason.

I am kind of starting to understand why pets try to run out of the house when the door opens.

2020 is a unique leap year. It has 29 days in February, 300 days in March, and three years in April.

My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee, it cleans the toilet.
I am suffering from Covidism in 2020.
by intenseemotion May 19, 2020
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Short for “Christ Or Vaccines In Doubt.” When believers living in developing countries, most of which have a low percentage of their population being inoculated, can look up to God to protect them against the coronavirus; or they can resort to creative ways, or hope for some rich countries’ donations, for their jabs.
For Psalm 91 believers who long to get a Covid-19 shot, the choice of vaccination is decided: COVID!
by MathPlus July 17, 2021
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minho: I heard they will not lift the quarantine in our city because it's covidful.
by shawologist April 3, 2020
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A joke only people who lived through the great Covid War of 2020 would get. AKA the Coranavirus pandemic that started in the 20's. Yeah, that's how we're counting the decades in the 2000s now.
"What the heck is Quarxam?"
"It's a Covidism."
"Yeah, that doesn't help"
by Marvigeddon April 9, 2020
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When the number of new coronavirus infections or deaths on a given day happens to be the same as the date when the figure was announced—for example, Australia had 14 Covid-19 deaths on August 14.
Are the odds of a nation being covidated higher than the chances of it being hit by an earthquake?
by Covido October 15, 2020
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The percent of people in the population testing positive for covid. A portmanteau of “covid” and “positivity.”
Be careful and wear a mask, the covidity in the region is high
by More touch September 6, 2022
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Use of alternative methods to plan a date during the COVID19 pandemic
I am going to have food delivered so I can covidate my husband.
by Bertiegirl April 17, 2020
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