Branch Covidian

A radical left-wing libtard commie cult of blue-haired freaks who are entranced in Mass Formation Psychosis over fear of a make-believe virus.

Look at that Branch Covidian wearing his mask while driving along in the car.

by mrbig4575 December 12, 2022

Branch Covidians

Leftwing/Socialist morons who try to set up an autonomous zone when there’s a pandemic sweeping through the area

did you see the idiot branch Covidians setting up an autonomous zone in Seattle? Yeah, that went well.

by Kt nola July 8, 2020

Raunch Covidian

Raunch Covidian

An individual that develops a an unhealthy and obsessive porn addiction during their Covid-19 lockdown.

My roommate and I spent a month I. Quarantine so far. We are now raunch covidians and we might be gay now too.

While I am now a raunch covidian, porn hub will see me though this kungflu.

Raunch covidian

by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020

Covidian

Of, related to, or occurring during the period of the COVID-19 Corona virus.

My firstborn child might be from the covidian era.

My new perspective is based on covidian thinking.

by AntWords April 4, 2020

Brunch Covidian

Delusional ammo- and bean-hoarding far-right white supremacists funded by conservative oligarchs who protest shelter-in-place orders by arming themselves with penis extenders and storming state capitols because they can't get a haircut, a mani-pedi and a hamberder with ice-cream.

Boy - the Brunch Covidians were out in force in Madison last week.

by MasculineToiletGuy May 5, 2020

Branch Covidian Cult

An unconstitutional federal level religion of public safety was established in 2020 by this publicly subsidized group of evil tyrants who used misinformation to continually oppress civil discussions and transparent data collection that has and will in the future expose an agenda to reduce the population of the world. The public officers involved are owners of stocks in every publicly traded pharmaceutical company on wall-street. This Cult's leaders established themselves as gods the judge of all who opposed them and started a worldwide Trial by ordeal presuming guilt on all who refused to participate in the 2022 Pharmaceutical Witchcraft Trials. The attempt to make participation mandatory for all public employees is ongoing and threatens to bring about a war.

Beware of the Branch Covidian Cult propaganda. The vaccine is a bio-weapon for population control.

by Spiritual-Master March 2, 2022

Branch Covidians

Individuals who believe they are immune to the Corona Virus.

The BRANCH COVIDIANS who live at the White House don't need to wear masks.

by choad al amode May 16, 2020