Covheimer's

Covheimer's Disease, usually referred to as Covheimer's, is a chronic neurodegenerative disease that usually starts slowly and gradually worsens over time. It is brought on by the culmination of working from home, social distancing, and self-isolation...because you really want to get back to actively avoiding social interactions on your own terms. The most common early symptom is difficulty in remembering recent events. You may think you're losing your mind, and you are correct. The concept of time no longer exists, memory disappeared along with it.

I didn't remember this email thread existed, must be the early onset Covheimer's.

cowoker 1>> I can't make it to tomorrow's sync, I have a conflicting 10am.
Tomorrow or Friday? I think today might be Tuesday.<<coworker 2
coworker 1>>Ooops, yes I mean Friday. The weeks are blending together, must be the Covheimer's.
I'm impressed you've held onto the concept of a week this long. You actually get weekends?!<<coworker 2

Covheimer's by karebearstare September 22, 2020

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008