Cousin Skeeter

a. An old show that used to be commonly found on the popular children's channel "Nickelodeon". Now... not so much.

b. that cousin that you always catch whacking off in his bedroom.

C'MON SKEET WE GOTTA GO TO THE RECORD STUDIO

oh john, you're just a skeeter

by tsb May 13, 2005

Cousin Skeeter

A white guy with a jew fro that looks mexican.

Friend 1: im gonna call you cousin skeeter from now on....
Friend 2: do i want to know why?
Friend 1: its because you're mexican and have a jew fro.
Friend 3: is Chris around?
Friend 1: Nope just Cousin Skeeter and I.

by Mr.Whippy6969 April 28, 2009

cousin skeeter

another name for a skeezer (a hoe or slut)

Bro, that chick....now she's a cousin skeeter.

by KMAC DADDY January 10, 2008

cousin skeeter

when a hillbilly busts a nut or ejaculates on a cousin or relative

paul gave tina a cousin skeeter to show his affection for his favorite relative

by bknappauto November 18, 2011