Courtice Secondary School

Want some weed?
WELL YOU’RE AT THE RIGHT SCHOOL.

Welcome to Courtice Secondary, home of the drug table, the D&D club and the highest population of gender fluid drama kids in Canada.

We here at CSS have the highest number of obese teachers, peeling walls and our very Master Oogway wannabe that “teaches” us what he calls “music”. Our girls are notorious for trading their nudes for drugs and not showing up to class for months, while our boys are known for their excellent drug deals and need for childish rebellion.

People also won’t stop pissing in the vape room, which is called “The Bathroom” by staff and teachers, for some reason.

Some synonyms for this school include: The Gargantuas Gay, The Quantam Queer, The Rambunctious Riis, the Screeching Special Needs

Me: *Goes to CSS*
Also me: RIIIIIIII

Jarquisse: Wagwan shordy, you trynna send?
Thotianna: You trynna chop?
Jarquisse: Yeye, send dat
Thotianna: Bet, meet me at Courtice Secondary School tmrw
Jarquisse: Bet

Courtice Secondary School by Thotianna69420 April 2, 2019