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Courtice Secondary School

Want some weed?
WELL YOU’RE AT THE RIGHT SCHOOL.

Welcome to Courtice Secondary, home of the drug table, the D&D club and the highest population of gender fluid drama kids in Canada.

We here at CSS have the highest number of obese teachers, peeling walls and our very Master Oogway wannabe that “teaches” us what he calls “music”. Our girls are notorious for trading their nudes for drugs and not showing up to class for months, while our boys are known for their excellent drug deals and need for childish rebellion.

People also won’t stop pissing in the vape room, which is called “The Bathroom” by staff and teachers, for some reason.

Some synonyms for this school include: The Gargantuas Gay, The Quantam Queer, The Rambunctious Riis, the Screeching Special Needs
Me: *Goes to CSS*
Also me: RIIIIIIII

Jarquisse: Wagwan shordy, you trynna send?
Thotianna: You trynna chop?
Jarquisse: Yeye, send dat
Thotianna: Bet, meet me at Courtice Secondary School tmrw
Jarquisse: Bet
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026