Country Metro

A style driven by a person who is from the South or Southwest that embraces their inner country/redneck spirit while displaying trendy, current styles typically seen in more culturally advanced metro areas. This style puts the individual in the spotlight from a fashion sense as a metrosexual but keeps them comfortable talking about and pursuing hunting, fishing, NASCAR, four-wheeling and other country-folk activities. One may often hear, "Hey y'all, watch this!" come from their mouth as they unbuckle a $100 belt and their designer jeans to jump into a rock quarry on a rope swing.

When the guys met Dave for the opening day of dove hunting season, they were all dressed in camouflage but Dave showed up with his designer field boots, pressed shirt, and collectible gun being called country metro for the rest of the day.

Country Metro by BigwadSavannah June 16, 2018

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Metro-country

A man that is fancy pop glitter mixed with John Wayne. He opens doors and carries your purse, starts your car in freezing temps, with beautiful skin and calloused hands. He loves scented candles and kisses like a supernova!

I think I'm in love. He is exactly what I want. He is so Metro-country!

Metro-country by Sonogrl76 January 13, 2024

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The COuntry Of China Is EMpyrio Meorotoliz

The COuntry Of China Is EMpyrio Meorotoliz by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 24, 2025

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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