Countrogula 

Like a troglodyte/ cave dweller but also count chocula.

"Dude, she's like totally a countrogula."

Countrogula by Sphincter sprinkles August 13, 2024

contrigulated 

the expression felt when someone has uttered something that makes you question if they are intellectually subservient.

“Check this out! My dog got hit with an orbital cannon which was launched from my girlfriends ass!”

“I’m absolutely contrigulated”

contrigulated by smurfyy. September 29, 2023