The feeling of extreme sexual attraction to the act of, or people who partake in, counting. Some individuals also require numbers before reaching a state of sexual gratification (orgasm).
Dude 1: I can't watch Sesame Street anymore, i have a count fetish.
Dude 2: Why?
Dude 1: Every time that Jewish Vampire start counting, I get a stiffy
Dude 2: Why?
Dude 1: Every time that Jewish Vampire start counting, I get a stiffy
by captnsmol April 1, 2021
Get the Count Fetish mug.