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Council Of Balds 

An organisation and friendship group that was formed by four close people through their shared passion of trolling others.

The genesis of the Council was born during lockdown.

The “bald” part doesn’t necessarily have anything to do with the members, but stems from an inside joke / connection to a certain balding individual that was once intertwined with their lives.

Council members share core themes and ideologies. They work well together in tense situations, pranks, heists, payback and other business. They are able to adapt to anything that comes their way, always on guard and able to quickly come up with ways out of sticky situations on the fly.

They have become synonymous with power, skill and just being pure annoying.
They’re never an enemy for no reason, and you don’t want to be on their bad side.
Adam Twix: “Oi. Who’s locked my homework in someone else’s locker?”

COB: “The Council Of Balds. Get Trolled”
Council Of Balds by Xuan-News August 13, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016