(noun) The name of the local convenience stores in Montreal and Kentucky with a winking owl displayed on the sign.
Roar, it's so scorching tonight! Let's go to Couche Tard tonight and buy some drinks to cool ourselves off. Hopefully that will reduce our swass levels.
by Matthewtropolis October 20, 2003
by brydeoh April 11, 2005
(Noun). The perfect phonetic contraction of "cock-sucking, douche-bag retard" used to describe only the most insufferable examples of self-righteous, holier-than-thou, alpha-male bullshit.
1: "In a shameless attempt to impress 'the Talent', the Couche Tard waxed quixotic about the recipe for braised endives his mother picked up in the south of France to the effect of rage and nausea."
2: "The authors of definitions 3 and 4 (above) are total Couche Tards."
2: "The authors of definitions 3 and 4 (above) are total Couche Tards."
by Boosh81 April 23, 2010
Anyone performing a particularly stupid activity anywhere in the province of Quebec, Canada.
Named after the convenience store "Couche-Tard," which literally translated from French means "late-bedder," so called because the stores are open until very late.
Named after the convenience store "Couche-Tard," which literally translated from French means "late-bedder," so called because the stores are open until very late.
"That guy's riding his bicycle, uphill, in a snowstorm, in the middle of February. What a couche-tard!"
by Archie Goodwin February 14, 2008
A convenient insult combining the words Douche bag, couch potato and retard. Coincidentally, also the name of a popular chain of convenience stores in Quebec, Canada.
by aliwashere September 07, 2008
by Al February 04, 2005
origins: convenience store in montreal with horny owl winking where anyone can buy cheap booze (cocconut drive, five dollar wine)
meaning: cust + douche + retard
meaning: cust + douche + retard
Whoever thought that girls getting pig roasted is cool is a fucking couche-tard... unless they have an apple in their mouth.
by sexy farmer March 20, 2007