Couche Tard 

(noun) The name of the local convenience stores in Montreal and Kentucky with a winking owl displayed on the sign.

Roar, it's so scorching tonight! Let's go to Couche Tard tonight and buy some drinks to cool ourselves off. Hopefully that will reduce our swass levels.

Couche Tard by Matthewtropolis October 19, 2003

Couche Tard 

(Couche Tard is all over Quebec...don't forget the rest of us!)

Dude, lets take a trip across the bridge to the Couche Tard and pick up a two-four!

Couche Tard by brydeoh April 10, 2005

Couche tard 

A convenient insult combining the words Douche bag, couch potato and retard. Coincidentally, also the name of a popular chain of convenience stores in Quebec, Canada.

"Is that mine?"

"No, it's his's"

"his's?!? That's not a word. You're such a couche tard"

Couche tard by aliwashere October 23, 2008

Couche Tard 

(Noun). The perfect phonetic contraction of "cock-sucking, douche-bag retard" used to describe only the most insufferable examples of self-righteous, holier-than-thou, alpha-male bullshit.

1: "In a shameless attempt to impress 'the Talent', the Couche Tard waxed quixotic about the recipe for braised endives his mother picked up in the south of France to the effect of rage and nausea."
2: "The authors of definitions 3 and 4 (above) are total Couche Tards."

Couche Tard by Boosh81 April 23, 2010

couche tard 

An extremely dumb or annoying person; can be shortened to simply "couche".

Stop being a couche tard!
You're such a couche.

couche tard by Al February 3, 2005

Couche tard 

Vagina poo, a smelly discharge from a woman's vagina, from being a gas station slut..

Stacy had a weird aroma, I think she may be a have couche tard from "working" at Wawa for many years.

Couche tard by Mike458gt June 16, 2023

Couche Tard 

Person who avoids a work related event

Who wants to work on the roof after the meeting?
Im leaving as soon as the meeting ends
ok Couche Tard

Couche Tard by jajaja11122233 September 28, 2023