couch boy

Undergraduate who exists only on the couch of your graduate lab. Origins of the boy are unknown.

Andrew is such a couch boy - I never see him enter or exit the building yet he's always there...

couch boy by LeenaTime January 17, 2017

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Couch boy

A crude caveman like individual that sleeps on parent's couch. A general laziness and indifference to reality. Incompetence of even the simplest ideas

Couch boy was caught again piddling by his parents while searching for memes

Couch boy by Touchdown Jesus October 6, 2020

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Boyfriend couch

The couch outside of a dressing room designated for those not trying things on, but rather there for support. Most commonly reserved for those with Y chromosomes.

"Baby, wait here on the boyfriend couch while I try on these jeans-- then you can tell me how good I look in them!"

Boyfriend couch by Chelsealane June 11, 2008

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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