Couch Cobra 

Someone who practically lives on the couch, mainly for the purpose of watching television, and whose only real movement is the Couch Cobra Strike.

"Man, I had such a busy week, I think I'm just gonna go Couch Cobra all Saturday."

Couch Cobra by Miss_Hilary June 5, 2007

Cooch Comrade 

A lesbian sex partner

Laurie was doing it with Karie, her cooch comrade.

Cooch Comrade by GamerKT September 29, 2008